Department of Stair Licensing × ussyco.de
47th Revision · Effective Until Revoked · Serial No. 00-BLINK-47B
This is bureaucracy. Approval rate: ~20%. Required approvals to win: 3.
All fields are mandatory. Accuracy is irrelevant but sincerity is monitored.
You will be presented with a series of government forms.
Fill every field. Submit. Pray for approval.
Your form has been filed.
It will be processed in 6–900 business days.
| Rank | Filer | Time | Rejections | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chad from Accounting | 1:47 | 4 | Typed "yes" in every field |
| 2 | The Elevator Inspector | 2:03 | 7 | Kept writing floor numbers |
| 3 | Form 27-B Itself | 3:12 | 11 | Achieved sentience, filled itself out |
| 4 | Gary (Intern) | 4:58 | 22 | Cried on Form #14. Ink ran. |
| 5 | A Ghost (Unconfirmed) | ??? | 0 | All fields said "BOO." Approved instantly. |
This game is not legally binding (probably). No actual government agency endorses, acknowledges, or is aware of this form. By playing you agree that you have read, understood, and immediately forgotten the terms of Form 27-B(i) through 27-B(xlvii). The Department of Stair Licensing is not a real department but should be. Any resemblance to actual bureaucratic processes is entirely intentional and deeply concerning. Side effects may include: frustration, existential dread, and the sudden urge to count your stairs.